Despite twice living in Birmingham, it's doubtful that Becky brings any Southern charm or sophistication to the game. Fortunately, she still brings a great deal of conspiracy theory and whining. No one has ever provided more constant or more complete opposition to the Czar, whose iron-fisted rule will nevertheless remain a fixture. Her browbeating has, however, earned her a steady stream of "random" All-Star Sports and Silver Screen questions, for which she is undoubtedly grateful.

Becky's strengths lie in the blood-typing, fingerprint and complex genetics categories. None of which exist on any of my cards. Maybe she should have picked a more marketable degree, like liberal studies.