Brandon posted a solid .359 average in his inaugural season, but failed to score even a single point. Since then, his average has waned slightly, but he's posted respectable point totals in Games Seven, Ten and Eleven. His strengths are slowly becoming apparent, and include (not coincidentally) the TV Edition. When he isn't coahing basketball or relaxing with his family, it's pretty much the only thing that gives him pleasure. If we had a Lame Edition, I'm sure he'd dominate that as well

Brandon and the Czar have been friends since junior high school and, sadly, their maturity level and sense of humor can still be traced back to those days. Recently, Brandon received a high-profile promotion, to head coach of some MHS athletic team. Women's swimming, I think. He also enjoyed the birth of his first son, Canton, who was named for a ginger-flavored French liqueur. Perhaps now, he'll finally grow up.