Chris has a knack for getting under people's skin that is second only to Ben. And maybe Adolf Hitler. The big difference between Chris and his fellow hate-mongers is that Ben and Adolf generally have a pretty good idea whom their offending, and on what level. Chris is totally oblivious. Which might just make him the most dangerous of the bunch. "You don't like it when I call you a tramp?" "You don't think it's funny when I taunt your chubby girlfriend with nachos?" "You're still upset that I tried to exterminate the Jews?"

Chris has a long history of trivia success, and has performed well in most editions. His averages have hovered around .400, and he's demonstrated a broad and consistent knowledge. If the Parker Brothers ever get on the ball and release a Chatting-Online-With-Fourteen-Year-Old-Girls Edition, Chris's potential would know no limit.