Dan comes to the ATF from the ghetto urban sprawl of Des Moines, Iowa. He will try to find time to squeeze in the ATF amongst his reporting and anchoring duties for WHO Newsradio 1040. In addition, he'll have to squeeze out some of the knowledge that's found its way into his thick skull. From time to time, he may also need to squeeze large boils that turn up on his ass.

Besides Tracy, Dan is the only roommate the Czar has ever had. Therefore, with the possible exception of Tracy, no one is better aware of the Czar's nasty flatulence, gay music collection or internet porn habits. Unfortunately, none of those topics are covered in our trivia. Dan should excel in a variety of other categories, though, including Big XII athletics, broadcast journalism and turkey farming. He also has a lovely and intelligent wife, whom it is considered cheating to get answers from.