Jason McLatchie represents the ATF on the campus of Iowa State University. This despite the fact that he was enrolled at ISU even before the Czar. While he claims to be "working at the library" and doing "database and web stuff" as a "systems analyst", we all know what that really means: Four credits away from an associate's degree at DMACC.

Jason spends most of his down time playing recreational volleyball and leading a Bible study. He also does a lot of yard work, and by his own admission, enjoys "salmon-colored ties." Jason dominated the bottom-dwelling Lepur Division in his first game, scoring an incredible 15 points. And by a fluke in division restructuring, he bounced all the way to the elite Norris Division for Game Ten and nearly won it all. If anyone can handle the rigors of Norris, it's Jason, who can often be found tailgating ISU cross-country events, and heckling opposing fans at gymnastics meets.