Once labeled "The Boy," and written off as the retarded half-brother of fellow ATFer Dan, one would've never expected to find Matt in a competitive trivia contest. Or even with his shoes tied, for that matter.

But Matt has seen a resurgence in recent years. For starters, he married a Cyclone basketball player - a feat no fewer than six other ATF members aspired to and failed. While some may question the mental faculties (or at least the eyesight) of the former Miss Ashley Homeyer, no one can deny the wedding ring. Beyond that, Matt has also learned to speak in complete sentences, and has even landed a job at the Ames Comfort Suites. He won't tell me what exactly that job is, but I can only assume that he does a great job scrubbing ice machines and fluffing pillows.

Following Game Ten, Matt chose to make a mockery of the Czar's iron-fisted rule, intentionally missing every question on the first post-game quiz. Subsequently, he became the first recorded casualty of the fascist Verification Purge, banished to the gulag for a one-game suspension. He returns to the league for Game Twelve. Others won't be so lucky.