After a long and fruitful career in the New Orleans movie industry, Pat moved to Valdosta in 2004 to begin a teaching career. After serving as a set decorator for nearly every major studio and independent film that came through the Big Easy, Pat decided to trade in his union card for a lectern and a textbook. And with longer hours, more stress, and a drastic cut in pay, who can blame him?

The Czar resents Pat's success in the film industry. He also resents Pat's .557 average, his two tournament titles and the fact that Pat can easily beat him in 5Ks (despite being 15 years older). Oh yeah, and most college co-eds find Pat more attractive. So get ready for a steady diet of All-Star Sports questions!