Sarah Craft joined the ATF in Game Thirteen, representing the much better half of husband Matt. As a La Porte City Council...person and stay-at-home mom, she explains that her days involve plenty of work, but "aren't terribly exciting." When she isn't taking care of 3-year-old Kate or 32-year-old Matt (or preparing for -5-month-old Balthazar), Sarah likes ice cream, vacations, the Iowa smoking ban and mid- to late-'90s grunge rock. Turn-offs include melons, musicals, socks and Gilbert Gottfried.

A former NCAA athlete, Sarah routinely smokes her husband in distance road races, and I'm sure she could lap him in the 200m Butterfly. But Matt would almost certainly have the upper hand in filing appeals, writing legal briefs or naming obscure Cyclone bench players from the 1980s.